Session 3[]
"Romantic fire action bees!" - Dean
"How many mortals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer: Depends how much electricity is running through them." - Steve on Old Realm jokes.
Session 4[]
"Sometimes when you throw a rock, it'll spin around and hit a past version of yourself." "That's where that came from!"
"Beedrils, everywhere!"
"Laser Indiana Jones gets in a fight and uses his gun."
Steve: "And it produces five hearthstones that summon Captain Planet!"
Rob: "Steve's thinking about Captain Planet."
Steve: "Shit!"
"All the shadows look like a duck!"
""That's why both monkeys are smiling, because they're a hoverboard."
"Do you do Monkey Style? ...That sounded terrible."
Session 5[]
"Kore wa...SUPARUTAAAA!"
- other quotes were sadly lost. Please restore if you remember them!*
Session 6[]
"Have you ever killed the monarch of an entire society?" Jordan: "No, but I'm feeling really good about this one!" (XP!)
"You went to the wrong place...but you ambushed THEM!"
"You might think of Oblivion as this great U-bend" - Steve on the death of the Primordials
Session 7[]
"I grab a piece of wood, and I jerk it off, well wait, no I jerk it, and he slips, and then...whatever, I blow off a bunch of motes!...[laughing ensues]...I hate you all!" "3 dice" (XP!)
Session 9[]
"It was a statutory kidnapping." -Jordan
"No, we just brought her along because she can lay on hands...wait, that sounds worse." -Mike
"Make up a holiday and convince [the guards] to drink." -Mike
"I'm gonna take one from the team and go drink with the guards." -Jordan
"KOFFING" "Crap, we should have picked up pokeballs!" -Dean/Mike
"One day I need to hang you around my neck." -Jordan
"It's way beyond what a person can do with themselves." -Mike
"How about a lap dance? I feel bored." -Stormie
"Robot Pirate Girl Show...and Boat" -Mike/Dean
Session 10[]
"You feelin' lucky punk?" *zzzzzzzzip* - Steve
Session 11[]
"You used to go out into the woods and poke him with a crossbow" "That sounded dirty" "It probably was"
"Zap." -Rob
"And I break its spine, and its spine, and its spine..." -Steve
"Big stone corpse box. Not a sarcophagus. What are those called..." "I'm pretty sure that's a sarcophagus" "No, it's a corpse box". -Dean/Mike
"In [Baldric's] head it's completely dark." "No surprise there." -Dean/Mike
"CD slot" "That's a Celestial Disk" "...minus one XP" -Dean/Steve
Session 12[]
Dean: "You now have 3 vials of opium." Rob: *sheer glee*
"It's like unicorn pee!" -Mike
"Spinning pentagram of orby goodness." -Mike
"Armless enemies are harmless enemies" -Steve
Dean: "The glass ceiling goes away-" Mike: "Finally gender equality!"
The Neverborn are Sith
"Show me something from Oversight and we'll talk. Otherwise...I'll see you in Heaven." -Mike