Synopsis[]
Our totally clever disguises
The Johnson wants us to extract 3 teenagers from a vampire cult. The names are Michelle Livingston (10k), Rick Davos(5k), and Travis Garrety (5k). After negotiation, we get an additional 2k. Bindy steals the Johnson's replica fake gun.
We go to a corporate controlled area of Hollywood. Derek Dumourn is their leader. The team heads to the underground lair, which is laced with hidden cameras. When the team finds the fake vampire, the lights go out, and a REAL vampire boss appears with his cronies and kills the Twilight lookalike with an Uzi. Sampson Stonewall attempt to flying kick the vampire boss, but totally misses. The Vampire Boss makes the Evil speech of Evil.
Sampson runs away and sneaks off to another room to try the Die Hard stealth approach. Stunts hacks the camera array while Sophie tasers another vampire. Sampson punches through the chest of an Uzi-wielding vampire, then takes on another melee-sword vampire. Bindy shoots a stunball to knock out the group of vampires and stupid teenagers. While trying to escape, the Vampire Boss shoots up Stunts with paired Uzis, sending him into Physical Overflow (oops). Sampson goes toe-to-toe with the Vampire Boss, and as expected, disarms the boss handily, which causes the boss to run away in gaseous form.
The team then has to deal with Vampire Demolitionists who are trying to close the tunnel. They manage to take out the Vampires before they can escape with the Stupid Teenagers.
Quotes[]
- "He's phoning it in." -GM, on the absence of the Troll
- "He's at Trollfest 2071." -Hahns "He's allowed to go. It's in his contract." -GM
- "10,000 each?" -Steve "No, total." -GM "I don't know, I heard 'each'" -Steve
- "Although they misspelled Douchebag..." -Steve, on the spelling of Royal Vampire.
- "Angst level: 9 Angstroms" -On Stunts' character sheet
- "Nobody move!" -Vampire Boss, who looks like Kiefer Sutherland. Sampson attempts a flying jumpkick and somehow misses. "Nobody ELSE fucking move! I was about to make a dramatic speech when this rude asshole interrupted me!" -Vampire Boss
- "The hacker is the only member who isn't a vampire." -GM "He's still afraid of sunlight, though." -Hahns
- "I shove him into the airtight coffin" -Sofie "Don't forget to burp it." -Steve
Rewards[]
5 Karma, 6000 nuyen each
Steve gets MVP for being full of bullet holes