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Episode Summary[]

The runners participate in an Ork/Metahuman Rights Rally and get involved in a race riot. An old ork at the rally meets them and helps them repel a human supremacist attack. The runners take the casualties to a local clinic. They end up protecting a vampire street doc while inciting a racist human policlub to attack a heavily-defended ork fortress. Hilarity ensues.

Reward[]

  • 14,000 nuyen, 12 Karma
  • Yuna and Kanoko Mizuno gain Saito Shingoro as a 4/1 contact
  • Dr. Makka Ninja gains Dr. Acula as a 3/2 contact

People Met[]

  • Saito Shingoro - old ork street sam/ex-shadowrunner
  • A vampire doctor and his free spirit suit of armor.

Places Visited[]

  • Yellow Canary - Racist nightclub

Memorable Moments[]

  • Yuna, trying to convince the orks to change the target of their ire to a different group, instead becomes convinced that the team needs to join the orks and attack Dr. Acula.
  • Oliver never finds out that Dr. Acula is actually a vampire.
  • Everyone is pretty much forced to deal with their character flaws, except for Kobe Beef.

Quotes[]

  • "Well, he's old. His aura smells like Ben Gay and other arthritic creams." - Bryan
  • "He helped me with this (points to cyberarm) when I was down and out." - Saito "He gave you a hand when you needed it?" - Hahns
  • "If he was eating Count Chocula on a daily basis, it would be totally unbearable." "Yeah, I eat vampires for breakfast." - Hahns
  • "He's a 19th century Japanese swordsman ancestor spirit. He's a vampire doctor. They fight crime!"
  • "Stop me if you heard this one... a Miko and an Englishman walk into a bar full of racists..."
  • "Doctor Acula! He has to be called Doctor Acula."
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