A glossy ad, printed on smudged, soggy paper:
As a connoisseur of the finer things in life, you are invited to join the Water of the Month Club! Yes, you too can educate your palette by learning to recognize the subtle differences in waters from around the world! And, even better, drinking water is linked to vitality, contributing to glossy hair, strong fingernails and flexible joints! If you can’t travel to these exotic locations, allow our sophisticated tasters to provide for you: join the Water of the Month Club now!
(Underneath, there is a sketch of a beautiful woman drinking water with a look of bliss on her face.)